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	<title>Raillery &#187; Video</title>
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	<link>http://raillery.tv</link>
	<description>Chronic happiness and joy</description>
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		<copyright>&#xA9;Ross Payton </copyright>
		<managingEditor>raillerypodcast@gmail.com (Ross Payton)</managingEditor>
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		<category>comedy</category>
		<ttl>1440</ttl>
		<itunes:keywords>comedy, humor, funny, gaming, podcast, weird, silly, video</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>Raillery Video Podcast Presents a new short movie. </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>A weekly video comedy podcast with the weirdest short movies around, with animated and live action sketches. </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Ross Payton</itunes:author>
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			<itunes:name>Ross Payton</itunes:name>
			<itunes:email>raillerypodcast@gmail.com</itunes:email>
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		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>The Deadliness of the Atomic Bomb</title>
		<link>http://raillery.tv/2008/12/the-deadliness-of-the-atomic-bomb/</link>
		<comments>http://raillery.tv/2008/12/the-deadliness-of-the-atomic-bomb/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 22:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[One Shot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[atomic bomb]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cold war]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://raillery.tv/?p=102</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://raillery.tv/wp-content/uploads/oneshotsmall.gif" width="48" height="48" alt="" title="One Shot" /><br/>Just how deadly is the A-bomb?

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://raillery.tv/wp-content/uploads/oneshotsmall.gif" width="48" height="48" alt="" title="One Shot" /><br/><p>Just how deadly is the A-bomb?</p>
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		<title>X-treme XP</title>
		<link>http://raillery.tv/2008/08/x-treme-xp/</link>
		<comments>http://raillery.tv/2008/08/x-treme-xp/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 03:04:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animated short]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gaming]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://raillery.tv/?p=65</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://raillery.tv/wp-content/uploads/animationlogo.jpg" width="48" height="48" alt="" title="Animated short" /><br/>Sport Drinks today are weak. They don&#8217;t provide the extreme amounts of energy gamers need. So, XTREME XP is there to help YOU. How? It provides not only an incredible energy boost, it actually GIVES you EXPERIENCE POINTS. Can you imagine leveling up with a sixpack of Xtreme XP instead of having to kill kobolds [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://raillery.tv/wp-content/uploads/animationlogo.jpg" width="48" height="48" alt="" title="Animated short" /><br/><p>Sport Drinks today are weak. They don&#8217;t provide the extreme amounts of energy gamers need. So, XTREME XP is there to help YOU. How? It provides not only an incredible energy boost, it actually GIVES you EXPERIENCE POINTS. Can you imagine leveling up with a sixpack of Xtreme XP instead of having to kill kobolds for six hours?<br />
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Animated by KC Green<br />
Written by Tom Church<br />
Edited by Chris Farmer<br />
Performed by Ross Payton, Aaron Carstein, Chris Farmer and Tom Church</p>
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<itunes:duration>2:16</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Sport Drinks today are weak. They don't provide the extreme amounts of energy gamers need. So, XTREME XP is there to help YOU. How? It ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Sport Drinks today are weak. They don't provide the extreme amounts of energy gamers need. So, XTREME XP is there to help YOU. How? It provides not only an incredible energy boost, it actually GIVES you EXPERIENCE POINTS. Can you imagine leveling up with a sixpack of Xtreme XP instead of having to kill kobolds for six hours?

Animated by KC Green
Written by Tom Church
Edited by Chris Farmer
Performed by Ross Payton, Aaron Carstein, Chris Farmer and Tom Church</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Animated,short</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Ross Payton</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>The Joys of War</title>
		<link>http://raillery.tv/2008/08/the-joys-of-war/</link>
		<comments>http://raillery.tv/2008/08/the-joys-of-war/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:12:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[One Shot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gaming]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://raillery.tv/?p=63</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://raillery.tv/wp-content/uploads/oneshotsmall.gif" width="48" height="48" alt="" title="One Shot" /><br/>A comparison of medieval warfare and its most recent interpretation, nerds hitting each other with boffer weapons. Yeah. Narrated by Nathan Shelton and shot by Juard Van Dijkhorst. Edited by Ross Payton. 
&#8220;My heart is filled with gladness when I see
Strong castles besieged, stockades broken and overwhelmed,
Many vassals struck down,
Horses of the dead and wounded [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://raillery.tv/wp-content/uploads/oneshotsmall.gif" width="48" height="48" alt="" title="One Shot" /><br/><p>A comparison of medieval warfare and its most recent interpretation, nerds hitting each other with boffer weapons. Yeah. Narrated by Nathan Shelton and shot by Juard Van Dijkhorst. Edited by Ross Payton. </p>
<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;My heart is filled with gladness when I see<br />
Strong castles besieged, stockades broken and overwhelmed,<br />
Many vassals struck down,<br />
Horses of the dead and wounded roving at random.<br />
And when battle is joined, let all men of good lineage<br />
Think of naught but the breaking of heads and arms,<br />
For it is better to die than be vanquished and live. . . .<br />
I tell you I have no such joy as when I hear the shout<br />
&#8216;On! On!&#8217; from both sides and the neighing of riderless steeds,<br />
And groans of &#8216;Help me! Help me!&#8217;<br />
And when I see both great and small<br />
Fall in the ditches and on the grass<br />
And see the dead transfixed by spear shafts!<br />
Lords, mortgage your domains, castles, cities,<br />
But never give up war!&#8221;</em><br />
&#8211;Bertrand de Born, French aristocrat and troubadour</p></blockquote>
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<itunes:duration>1:07</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>A comparison of medieval warfare and its most recent interpretation, nerds hitting each other with boffer weapons. Yeah. Narrated by Nathan Shelton and shot by ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>A comparison of medieval warfare and its most recent interpretation, nerds hitting each other with boffer weapons. Yeah. Narrated by Nathan Shelton and shot by Juard Van Dijkhorst. Edited by Ross Payton. 
"My heart is filled with gladness when I see
Strong castles besieged, stockades broken and overwhelmed,
Many vassals struck down,
Horses of the dead and wounded roving at random.
And when battle is joined, let all men of good lineage
Think of naught but the breaking of heads and arms,
For it is better to die than be vanquished and live. . . .
I tell you I have no such joy as when I hear the shout
'On! On!' from both sides and the neighing of riderless steeds,
And groans of 'Help me! Help me!'
And when I see both great and small
Fall in the ditches and on the grass
And see the dead transfixed by spear shafts!
Lords, mortgage your domains, castles, cities,
But never give up war!"
--Bertrand de Born, French aristocrat and troubadour</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>One,Shot</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Ross Payton</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>Trees Are Stupid</title>
		<link>http://raillery.tv/2008/07/trees-are-stupid/</link>
		<comments>http://raillery.tv/2008/07/trees-are-stupid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 06:08:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[One Shot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metal]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://raillery.tv/?p=59</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://raillery.tv/wp-content/uploads/oneshotsmall.gif" width="48" height="48" alt="" title="One Shot" /><br/>Two friends debate the virtues of trees and grasses. A stirring tale of phototrophs and chemotrophs. Also, heavy metal. 

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://raillery.tv/wp-content/uploads/oneshotsmall.gif" width="48" height="48" alt="" title="One Shot" /><br/><p>Two friends debate the virtues of trees and grasses. A stirring tale of phototrophs and chemotrophs. Also, heavy metal. </p>
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<itunes:duration>3:01</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Two friends debate the virtues of trees and grasses. A stirring tale of phototrophs and chemotrophs. Also, heavy metal. 

 </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Two friends debate the virtues of trees and grasses. A stirring tale of phototrophs and chemotrophs. Also, heavy metal. 

</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>One,Shot</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Ross Payton</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>Angst &amp; Katanas: Episode 1 Outtakes</title>
		<link>http://raillery.tv/2008/06/angst-katanas-episode-1-outtakes/</link>
		<comments>http://raillery.tv/2008/06/angst-katanas-episode-1-outtakes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 00:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Angst & Katanas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gaming]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://raillery.tv/?p=41</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://raillery.tv/wp-content/uploads/angstlogo.jpg" width="48" height="48" alt="" title="Angst &amp; Katanas" /><br/>Outtakes from Episode 1. Geeks arguing and calling each other douche bags. Hilarious even if you&#8217;ve never game. 

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://raillery.tv/wp-content/uploads/angstlogo.jpg" width="48" height="48" alt="" title="Angst &amp; Katanas" /><br/><p>Outtakes from Episode 1. Geeks arguing and calling each other douche bags. Hilarious even if you&#8217;ve never game. </p>
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<itunes:duration>2:14</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Outtakes from Episode 1. Geeks arguing and calling each other douche bags. Hilarious even if you've never game. 

 </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Outtakes from Episode 1. Geeks arguing and calling each other douche bags. Hilarious even if you've never game. 

</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Angst,amp;,Katanas</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Ross Payton</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>Angst &amp; Katanas Episode 1: Character Creation</title>
		<link>http://raillery.tv/2008/06/angst-katanas-episode-1-character-creation/</link>
		<comments>http://raillery.tv/2008/06/angst-katanas-episode-1-character-creation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 23:50:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Angst & Katanas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gaming]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://raillery.tv/?p=31</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://raillery.tv/wp-content/uploads/angstlogo.jpg" width="48" height="48" alt="" title="Angst &amp; Katanas" /><br/>In a world of dark conspiracies and monsters, the most daunting challenge is&#8230;creating a character to play the game. Welcome to Angst &#38; Katanas, a humorous look at horror games and the people who play them. In this first episode, a newbie makes a character, a badass vampire hunter, while the game master tries to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://raillery.tv/wp-content/uploads/angstlogo.jpg" width="48" height="48" alt="" title="Angst &amp; Katanas" /><br/><p>In a world of dark conspiracies and monsters, the most daunting challenge is&#8230;creating a character to play the game. Welcome to Angst &amp; Katanas, a humorous look at horror games and the people who play them. In this first episode, a newbie makes a character, a badass vampire hunter, while the game master tries to keep his power fantasies in check.</p>
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<p>Special thanks to <a href="http://www.darkencomic.com/">Kate</a> for her art!</p>
<p>Directed and written by Ross Payton<br />
GM: Nathan Shelton<br />
Newbie: Travis Else<br />
Camera: Juard Van Dijkhorst<br />
Sound: Mike Rogers<br />
Art by<a href="http://www.darkencomic.com/"> Kate Ashwin</a><br />
Logo: <a href="http://www.rumblo.com">KC Green</a></p>
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<itunes:duration>5:22</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>In a world of dark conspiracies and monsters, the most daunting challenge is...creating a character to play the game. Welcome to Angst #38; Katanas, a ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>In a world of dark conspiracies and monsters, the most daunting challenge is...creating a character to play the game. Welcome to Angst #38; Katanas, a humorous look at horror games and the people who play them. In this first episode, a newbie makes a character, a badass vampire hunter, while the game master tries to keep his power fantasies in check.



Special thanks to Kate for her art!

Directed and written by Ross Payton
GM: Nathan Shelton
Newbie: Travis Else
Camera: Juard Van Dijkhorst
Sound: Mike Rogers
Art by Kate Ashwin
Logo: KC Green</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Angst,amp;,Katanas</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Ross Payton</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>Oregon Trail 13</title>
		<link>http://raillery.tv/2008/05/oregon-trail-13/</link>
		<comments>http://raillery.tv/2008/05/oregon-trail-13/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 03:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animated short]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gaming]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://raillery.tv/?p=17</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://raillery.tv/wp-content/uploads/animationlogo.jpg" width="48" height="48" alt="" title="Animated short" /><br/>Video games are fun but seldom are they XTREME enough for the hardcore player. Fortunately, we at Raillery have a sneak peek at the most XTREEM game ever to be released in Japan, Oregon Trail 13. It has everything from MMO nose picking to illegal buffalo wagon racing.
Special thanks to KC Green for the art!

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://raillery.tv/wp-content/uploads/animationlogo.jpg" width="48" height="48" alt="" title="Animated short" /><br/><p>Video games are fun but seldom are they XTREME enough for the hardcore player. Fortunately, we at Raillery have a sneak peek at the most XTREEM game ever to be released in Japan, Oregon Trail 13. It has everything from MMO nose picking to illegal buffalo wagon racing.<br />
Special thanks to <a title="Visit KC Green's website!" href="http://www.rumblo.com">KC Green </a>for the art!</p>
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<itunes:duration>3:49</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Video games are fun but seldom are they XTREME enough for the hardcore player. Fortunately, we at Raillery have a sneak peek at the most ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Video games are fun but seldom are they XTREME enough for the hardcore player. Fortunately, we at Raillery have a sneak peek at the most XTREEM game ever to be released in Japan, Oregon Trail 13. It has everything from MMO nose picking to illegal buffalo wagon racing.
Special thanks to KC Green for the art!

</itunes:summary>
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		<itunes:author>Ross Payton</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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